In the midst of my temporary break from film reviews, I’ve been lighting up the EW Community with my Tales of the Forgotten Sequels series. Last week I released a piece about four reluctant superheroes who combine to create a terribly bad movie. Enjoy!

Yep. You read right. Circus funk rock with performance art, trampolines and a guy who dresses like a cast member of Super Troopers. Incredibly fun! Read more by clicking below.

EEEOWWARRGGH! Arnie is back in the poorly spelled Terminator Genisys and in honor of this new, miserably reviewed adventure, I decided to take a look at another forgotten sequel: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. Does it deserve it’s bargain bin status? Find out!

With all the good news and great vibes being tossed into the world today, how do I contribute? By reviewing movies! Love and Mercy is a lovely biopic about the life of Brian Wilson, writer of the exceptional Pet Sounds and one of the greatest love songs in history, God Only Knows. Is there a connection? Maybe. Maybe not. Still a fantastic film. Read more!

As everyone knows, wedding bells are in my immediate future. And since Jamie and I (mostly Jamie) did a ton of frantic research in picking a location, why not utilize that info in an article? Below is the fruit of our (mostly her) labor. Enjoy!

Double RAAWWWRR! Does Jurassic World live up to the fantastic original or does it continue the tradition of increasingly awful sequels? Kind, sorta both. Click the quizzical dinosaur below to find out more!

When you write something icky and evil, you never expect any sensible outlet to publish it. Luckily, the mad folks at Pulp Metal Magazine decided to run a creepy. uncomfortable story of mine about a mourning forty-something and his abusive imaginary friend. Give it a read by clicking below!

BEST BUDDIES, WORST FRIENDS : BY BILL TUCKER

RAAAWWWRR! In honor of this weekend’s release of Jurassic World, I took a look at Jurassic Park 3 to see if it deserves the bargain bin. Did it? Find out by clicking Dr Grant’s fever dream below.

After a wild weekend of boards, bikes and music, here is a sampling of my X Games experience in photo form. Contains a shot of Metallica playing the national anthem in the middle of a dirt moto track. Awesome.

X Games Austin is right around the corner and I’ll be covering it for The Austinot. While headliners like Metallica and Nikki Minaj are the big draws, there are about a dozen local artists playing the big stage. Here’s everything you need know about those stalwart ATX’ers. With links to videos!