This Is Where I Leave You (2014)

Family Ties and Family Lies

See that look on Adam Driver’s face (far right?) He’ll be making it all the way through This Is Where I Leave You. (image: theepochtimes.com)

Hanging with the family can be half fun / half mind bending. While it’s always worthwhile, there’s bound to be some sort of drama. Funerals take it to another level. Tension, sadness and grief can bring confrontations to a boiling point. It can also provide the biggest laughs you’ve ever had in your life. In This Is Where I Leave You, director Shawn Levy (Night at the Museum, Date Night) takes that premise and runs with it. Despite a dependency on a number of corny cliché’s, This Is Where I Leave You rises one notch above mediocrity with some fun performances by a standout cast.

In Leave, life has hit the fan for Judd Altman (Jason Bateman). After catching his wife knocking boots with his boss (Dan Shepard), Judd heads home for his father’s funeral. But this isn’t a simple grieve and go. Thanks to his dad’s final wishes, Judd and his family have to stay for a week. As the days go on and the family argues, causes trouble and re-connects, Judd learns a bit more about himself and the people he holds most dear.

Setup much like the vastly superior Death at a Funeral (the British 2007 version), Leave takes a shaky concept and stretches it to the absolute limit. It’s a bit bi-polar. For every solid gag like a broadcast sex act over a baby monitor and pot smoking at temple, there’s a scene lifted straight from the rom-com playbook. It may have been written with a knowing wink but the execution falls flat. Some smart story choices prevent Leave from becoming a total ball of cheese, but the world didn’t need another scene of two potential lovers ice skating to Cyndi Lauper.

The story also suffers from “too much, too quickly.” With one mother, four siblings and a slew of neighbors and past relations, it’s hard to keep the family ties in order. While this probably worked in Jonathan Trooper’s novel, the film gives us two hours to learn the inter-relational playbook. There’s too much going on and as a result, nothing gets fully developed. It doesn’t help the ending is so corny and out of left field, it should have come with a “wah-wah-waaaahhhh” trombone sound.

Luckily, the humor is delivered by a better than average cast. Jason Bateman, with dry wit and rhythmic delivery, nails the role of a downtrodden brother and husband. The family ranges from good to great: Tina Fey (my pick for funniest woman in the world) is exceptional as his sister while Jane Fonda is a perfect doting mother. On the flip side, Corey Stoll doesn’t have much to do as Judd’s stay at home sibling and Adam Driver is obnoxious as Judd’s man-child younger brother.

When all is said and done, the point of a comedy is to make you laugh and in that respect, This Is Where I Leave You is a moderate success. I had more than a few chuckles at the antics of the Altman family and for a movie designed for date nights and Saturday afternoon cable, that’s more than enough. At least it’ll make your family seem a little more normal.

Score 6.5 out of 10


20,000 Days on Earth

Beautifully Self Indulgent

Nick Cave apologies in advance for his messy desk. (image: sundance.org)

All the cool kids dig Nick Cave. Since I don’t sit at that table, I had no frame of reference when I walked into the theater. As a fan of music, however, I’m fascinated by the artistic process. I’m the guy who watches the Blu-Ray special features. I listen to director commentaries. I download demos from my favorite bands. The act of creating something out of nothing is magical to me. With 20,000 Days on Earth, directors Iain Forsyth and Jane Pollard explore Nick Cave’s creative process and gives us a behind the eyes look into the life of a distinctive artist.

Before the screening, I did some due diligence and checked out a few Bad Seeds tunes on Spotify. What I found was a style heavy on mood and atmospherics. To my ears, it sounded like a mix between David Bowie and Lou Reed with a devil’s snarl. It’s perfect movie music and the overall soundtrack is impressive. Starting with a solo piano demo, growing with a studio recording and culminating in a monstrous stage show, it’s moving to watch Cave perform. Wonderful cinematography helps bring the doc to life, giving it a unique visual flair.

The flip side of all this investigation is a “look at me” vibe that may turn off all but the most ardent Cave fans. Peeling back the creative process is one thing, but long winded therapy sessions and contemplative car rides may only be interesting to die-hards. If there’s a fine line between honesty and being pompous, 20,000 Days on Earth edges on the side of self-importance. It also doesn’t help that the people who surround Cave, with the exception of his hippie, fuzzy faced guitar player, aren’t all that interesting. The occasional actor or singer pops in for a chat but they don’t add much to Cave’s story.

Despite its pitfalls, 20,000 Days on Earth is a worthy watch for general music lovers and a must see for devotes of the Bad Seeds. Despite his occasional peacocking, Nick Cave’s daring choice to bare his soul is to be commended. Even if I didn’t connect with him as a person, it doesn’t mean other people won’t. Recommended on the strength of the music alone, the first feature from directors Iain Forsyth and Jane Pollard is an interesting and effective one.

Score: 8 out of 10


Cavalry (2014)

My latest review for the fine folks at Pantheon Magazine is up and running. Cavalry is a funny yet thought provoking story of a priest, his clergy and an ominous threat. Good stuff from John Michael McDonagh. Click it up!


Criminal MInds Season 10 Recaps – Episodes 1 and 2

The recaps for Entertainment Weekly keep on rolling with Criminal Minds. A higher profile show, more gooder recaps. A win / win situation.

Episode 1

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Episode 2

Episode 2 - Garcia


Austin Street Hockey Let’s You Get Your Gretzky On

Live in Austin and fancy running around a court chasing an orange ball? If you’re in my social circle, chances are that sounds like a blast. Street hockey is alive and well in the Lone Star State. Check out my latest article to learn more!

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Gone Girl (2014)

Another Fincher Classic

Rosamund Pike and Ben Affleck share an uncomfortable embrace in Gone Girl. (image: screenrant.com)

Do you really know the person you sleep beside? The partner you met years ago has changed. To be fair, so have you. Maybe she’s slowly moving in one toothbrush / hairdryer / makeup kit at a time. Maybe he’s going to the gym less and eating out more. Maybe someone is resenting the other. With his latest thriller Gone Girl, director David Fincher (Fight Club, The Social Network) explores the ever changing temperature of a relationship with dark humor, pitch perfect direction and exceptional pacing. An automatic top five movie of the year.

Ben Affleck plays Nick Dunne, a New York based columnist who comes home one day to find his wife, Amy (Rosamund Pike) missing. Like any potential kidnapping, Nick becomes the case’s top suspect. As we watch the story escalate from local to national sensation, we also learn about Nick and Amy’s devolving relationship via flashback. As the story picks up steam, we learn things aren’t quite what they seem in the Dunne household which leads to a number of startling realizations.

Yep, that synopsis is vague, but half the fun is going in completely blind. The plot, adapted for the screen by the novel’s author (Gillian Flynn), is my first lock for a Best Adapted Screenplay nomination of 2014. Full of twists, turns and unexpected moments, the script is unpredictable, making the film’s lengthy 149 runtime fly by. Flynn also has a knack for brisk, witty dialogue that helps create excellent pacing. Calling this “edge of your seat’ cinema is an understatement.

As the male lead, Affleck is perfectly suitable as the doting and oft clueless husband. The scandal swirls around him and just like his role in Argo, Affleck is best when he’s the anchor for the cast to work around. The real star is Rosamund Pike as his wife. A far cry from her past life as a Bond girl, Pike is exquisite in a complicated, nuanced role. As the film’s secrets unfold, Pike transitions from hapless victim to a modern day Scarlett O’Hara with controlled intensity.

Ben Affleck makes an impassioned plea to the media in Gone Girl. (image: independent.co.uk)

Fincher also wrangles unbelievable performances from a knockout supporting cast. Tyler Perry is perfectly cast as Nick’s celebrity lawyer and Neil Patrick Harris creates a creepy vibe as Amy’s obsessive ex-boyfriend. Carrie Coon in particular is sensational as Nick’s barkeep sister. She excels at being Nick’s emotional bedrock and just may get a backwards glance for a Best Supporting award.

In the director’s chair, Fincher cements his reputation as the most consistent auteur working today. Like everything in the director’s impressive filmography, Gone Girl is flawlessly crafted. His signature stark, cold cinematography grounds the exaggerated nature of the story. Everything seems familiar yet oddly surreal. Much like American Beauty, it’s real life multiplied by a factor of 1.25.

But this isn’t a simple whodunit. Gone Girl is chock full of interesting themes. Each one, from the pressures of long term relationships to the media’s influence on public opinion, is examined with intelligence and honesty. Luckily, the heavy stuff is coated with a surprising amount of gallows humor. I haven’t laughed his much with a Fincher film since Fight Club.

And the accolades roll on and on. The award worthy editing maintains a brisk pace, Trent Reznor’s minimal soundtrack creates an eerie mood and the dark humor gives the movie life and energy. On par with The Social Network and his most complete work since Zodiac, David Fincher as done it again. Meaty, funny and splendidly acted, Gone Girl is an entrancing trip into the depths of a relationship gone horribly wrong. Just fight the urge to check under your partner’s pillow upon coming home from the theater. I swear, it’s just a movie.

Score: 9.5 out of 10

The Penis Addendum: Much ado has been made about Ben Affleck’s privates getting an extended cameo in Gone Girl. In the interest of journalistic integrity, I made a point to watch for it and found nothing. There may have been a hint of a phallic shadow in one scene, but nothing on par with the end of Boogie Nights. Sorry, female fans. Rumors of an Affleck crotch shot have been grossly exaggerated. Maybe in the unrated Blu-Ray edition.


The Maze Runner (2014)

The Hunger Games Lite

Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) looks down at the Glade’s newest arrival in The Maze Runner (image: moviepilot.com)

Adapting teen literature into film series has been a Hollywood mainstay for decades. Ever since Harry Potter started slinging spells at Hogwarts, it’s no longer a trend. It’s a genre. But for every Hunger Games there’s a stack of terrible Twilights and dumb Divergents. It’s tough to capture the attention of adult audiences when the main emotional drive is teen angst. Thanks to an interesting premise, a great cast and a series of very smart decisions, The Maze Runner rises to the top of the high school fiction pack.

The movie centers on Thomas (Dylan O’Brien), a teenage boy who awakes in a strange place with no memory of who he is. His new home is the Glade, a lush community of kids who arrived there in the same way and were forced to survive, Lord of the Flies style. Their leader Albi (Aml Ameen) takes young Thomas through the society him and his fellow refuges have created. Everyone does a job, everyone has a purpose.

But this isn’t a vacation. The garden is surrounded by an imposing, ever changing maze that’s guarded by the fearsome Grievers. Every day, runners scour the maze for an exit but if they don’t return at dusk, they’ll never be seen again. Thomas, not content on being a prisoner, feels compelled to defy the maze and find a way back to a home he’s completely forgotten.

As our fish out of water lead, O’Brien excels at balancing vulnerability with youthful courageousness. His arc from scared newbie to daring rebel happens naturally and creates a character worth following for 113 minutes. While many of his actions are driven by plot as opposed to character, O’Brien’s controlled performance makes him an easy to root for lead.

Another feather in the movie’s dirt covered hat is an outstanding supporting cast of young adults. Thomas Brodie-Sangster (Game of Thrones) is perfectly cast as the groups plucky yet thoughtful second in command. Will Poulter (We’re the Millers) also impresses by creating a sympathetic villain with strong motivations. They genuinely feel like a tight community of kids pulled together by circumstance.

Soooo....could you NOT point that thing at me? (image: collider.com)

Soooo….could you NOT point that thing at me? (image: collider.com)

The great performances bolster a well-executed story full of smart decisions and fun ideas. The film’s strongest aspect is the intelligent way it hands out clues and information regarding the mysterious Glade. While this is most likely a function of James Dashner’s original novel, first time director Wes Ball’s treatment of the source material services both the book’s legions of fans and newbies alike.

Ball also avoids many teen action clichés. For example, when the lone female character is introduced halfway through (Kaya Scodelario as Teresa), Ball avoids hammering in a cheesy love story. The Griever creatures are also well designed and suitably scary, important for the sometimes frantic and ADD action sequences.

It’s also surprisingly “goopy.” Ball doesn’t shy away from blood, guts and the often violent deaths of the Glade’s under 21 citizens. Its rated PG-13 but if you have kids who are prone to bad dreams, you may want to consider leaving them at home.

The movie’s main problem is a forced, Hunger Games style ending that feels completely unnatural. After an epic high stakes battle, ten minutes of last minute exposition kills the momentum. While I understand the filmmakers had to set us up for the eventual sequel (coming in 2015), it could have been done with a little more tact.

But even if you choose to leave Junior home, by all means check it out yourself. On the surface a knockoff of Jennifer Lawrence’s exceptional dystopian fantasy, The Maze Runner makes a case for its own existence. With solid action, an interesting central mystery and a believable tribe of youngin’s fighting for survival, Hollywood’s latest teenage series is also one of the best.

Score 8 out of 10


BoJack Horseman Recaps : Episodes 11 and 12

The final two recaps for BoJack Horseman are in the books,  completing the season. After checking them out on Netflix, come on back and re-live them with my article. I think that’s what you’re supposed to do with them…

Episode 11

Episode 11 - Let Them Eat Guns

Episode 12

Episode 12 - Feature


BoJack Horseman Recaps – Episodes 7 through 10

More BoJack than you can shake a stick at! The RECAPS (i.e. chock full of spoilers) are listed below for your clicking pleasure. Two more episodes, perhaps a “best of” piece and this baby will be in the books! Click ’em to read ’em!

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 9

Episode 10


No No: A Dockumentary (2014)

A Solid Triple Down the Third Base Line

Dock Ellis leans into his windup in No No: A Dockumentary (image: sundance.org)

When Dock Ellis took the mound for the Pittsburgh Pirates on June 12th, 1970, he was high as a kite. Hopped up on acid and reeling from the night before, reports say he could barely see the plate. He then went on to pitch a no hitter. Long considered a controversial yet talented player, No No: A Dockumentary peels back the media headlines to examine Dock as a flawed yet fascinating person. Thanks to a dedication to brutal honesty and some exceptional first hand account, director Jeff Radice’s first feature is compelling as it is entertaining.

No No documents the scope of Ellis’ life from a variety of interesting angles. From his initial baseball break to his work educating young players on the dangers of substance abuse, Ellis is far more interesting than the newspapers made him out to be. Told through the testimonies of his family, friends and archival interviews, Radice succeeds in piecing together a complete portrait of a singular personality.

Often documentaries are only as interesting as the people being interviewed. Luckily for Radice, Ellis’ life was filled with people as fun and exuberant as he was. From ex-teammates to close family friend, everyone delivers their stories with punch and flair. This gives the doc energy, important when the archival footage gets reused at an alarming rate. Not a huge problem given the time period but after the sixth shot of Ellis chomping gum on the mound, the repetition becomes noticeable. Ellis’ revolutionary approaches to the media, his fight for equal rights and his late life social work are all thoroughly explored.

But it’s not all good times and wacky hair styles. No No balances the good about Ellis with some of his most brutal bad. First-hand accounts of domestic abuse and the consequences of a life spent partying are examined with painful honesty. The testimonies of ex-wives recounting their ugliest incidents are shocking. Not only are they tough to listen to, the women telling the tales brim with bravery in the face of personal turmoil.

While it’s more of a consequence of the polarizing subject, there is a minor issue of mixed message. When going through the drug addled moments of his baseball career, there’s a light, carefree tone but when we get to his late life social work, the vibe become preachy. There’s also a solid amount of filler as the doc takes detours to talk about rampant use of performance enhancing “greenies” and the Pirates’ run to the 1971 World Series. It all serves to explain why Ellis was who he was but the tangents stray too far from the central story.

Dock Ellis was more than a pop culture oddity. He was a singular personality who allowed himself to be himself. With flashy cars, bright clothing and a comically intense “screw you” attitude, Ellis was an agent of change for a league desperate to break the chains of segregation. The man wasn’t perfect or even very likable but thanks to No No: A Dockumentary, we witness the positive effects he had on the people around him, even when he was at his lowest. A documentary of careful insight into a fascinating figure.

Score: 8 out of 10